Happy birthday Dad :) I hope you have a great day, full of joy guns, happiness hawaiian shirts, love planes and laughter lots new followers on your anti-libtard twitter account! This is most certainly not a "normal" card, because you are certainly not a "normal" dad... you're our imperious leader... and we wouldn't have it any other way!
I love you Dad. I've gone ahead and sent over some $$$ in support of Remarkable tablet, a new gun, or really, whatever you want to spend it on. Be creative... but not too creative...
P.S. Yes, I setup an email catch-all for @imperious-leader.com... and have pre-emptively apologized to Cat for the inevitable embarrassment to come...